"GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY WE GOT A SLOBBERKNOCKER ON OUR HANDS!!!!!!" - Jim Ross
Get on down to The Ruck, Tuesday June 20th as we kickoff the very first SNACK DOWN TAG TEAM MATCH.
We at The Ruck love a good Tuesday Night WWE Smackdown, so why not debut some new beer and see which can outlast the other in a tables and ladders, hell in a cell, cage match all over your tastebuds! We will have necessary beer pairings from our kitchen, and see who can come out as SNACKDOWN CHAMPION! Watch some wrestling, crush some killer beer, and see who comes out on top!
For these events, we will be bringing in two champion breweries and we will tag team 2 of their beers against an opposing pair.
FOR June 20th: WINDY CITY VS. MILE HIGH SHOWDOWN
The Championship Match
Double Daisy Cutter - 8% ABV
"Double Pale Ale. A monster version of our classic, turned up in weight and overall power."
Beer Hates Astronauts - *New Beer* - 7.5% ABV
"India Pale Ale. A callaboratory brew with graphic novel genius Ryan Browne - stripped down to nothing but Citra hops and Vienna malt, this brew is likely to move you crooked. Typically available early summer."
AND FOR OSKAR BLUES
Gubna - 10% ABV
"Every year Oskar Blues’ eccentric fellowship of deranged brewers work with hop growers to seek out the most potent, unique and mind-bending hop varietals of the season. By annually altering the hop bill, GUBNA continually reinvents itself while letting the best and brightest of these powerful flowers flourish. 2017’s disestablishmentarian dankness comes from a blend of Azacca, Sterling, and Crystal hops hand-selected by sensory panels at each of OB’s three breweries. Big zesty lime and orange, with a spicy/herbal sweet aroma and all the dank you’d expect from the intense hop load. The GUB, as always, sits on a base of Rye, North American Pale, and Munich malts, which offers a smooth and flavorful backbone to support the gargantuan load of hops."
Fugli - *New Beer* - 5.8% ABV
"Yuzu and Ugli fruit infusions twisted together with the blueberry, tangerine notes of Mosaic make for a tangy, juicy, zesty array of aroma and flavor. Salivation will instantly ensue with one sniff of this crushable brew (5.8% ABV, 60 IBUs) that was inspired by a Yuzu brew we made with some brewing friends in Japan."
To rehash what out buddy Jim Ross said earlier, BOY DO WE HAVE A SLOBBER KNOCKER WAITING TO HAPPEN. Get your Austin 3:16 Shirts On, Practice your Figure Four Leg Locks, and get ready for an awesome series of The Ruck's Tuesday Night SNACKDOWNS.
CHEERS! AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!