"Look. It’s been cold. Like stupid F****** cold. Like hey we can run one day and not the next cold.
You’re getting stir crazy. You miss being surrounded by friends out in public.
The solution is here. Kidbilly Sprang Breakdown at the Ruck will wipe all your worries away. So break out your Hawaiian shirts and short shorts and come get drunk with us while we sing you songs you love. Or hate.
Honestly we just miss you.
Maybe we’ll have tank tops for sale too."